Well, we had our pumpkin carving contest again. My Grandparents are farmers and they have a pumpkin patch and so each year we go select our pumpkins and bring them home for a contest. This year there was the added twist of my sister Amber bringing over her new boyfriend. You must know that in the past when she has brought boyfriends over they usually appear once and never return again because they think that we are either obscenely strange or just down right offensive. Apparently, this year Amber sufficiently prepped "Han" for what he was in store for because she informed everyone that she had "warned him." I choose to believe that all of her previous boyfriends were weird and that we are the normal ones.
Any how, the party was a success we carved our pumpkins, played spooky music, and ate lots of good food. Then we put the kids to bed and introduced Han to a long standing family tradition of playing Rook. He got schooled, and so we decided to bring out another family favorite...Sequence. If you know our family very well then you are aware that we are all addicted to gambling. I am currently in recovery and have been clean for almost 2 years. Any how we don't just play sequence we have to make it a little more interesting with a little friendly wager. This time we came up with the great idea of making the loser drink a cup of Andrea's breast milk. We had 3 teams; Breanne and Judge, Chris and Nick , and Amber and Han.
And the losers were........................................................Judge and BreAnne. Luckily for BreAnne, Judge took one for the team and devoured it before anyone could do anything about it. Apparently he liked it.
Also, you may find it interesting that Han liked our family he was quoted as saying the next day that "it was one of the funnest nights of his life." He also told Amber that it was going to be very difficult if they break up because he is still going to come hang out with her family.
Finally, a normal guy for Amber!
4 comments:
That is just NASTY... I want to play Rook again! I miss that game.. I kick butt at Sequence too!
That is gross, but sounds like a fun family. You'd fit right in to ours! You just have to be VERY sarcastic.
So . . . . did he like the breast milk? Inquiring minds want to know.
You guys just know how to party. So why don't you plan the family Christmas party? huh? come on. you know you want to.
Chris, if you had breast milk, I'd drink it.
Hey come see us. Peace out.
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